how I feel about homestuck in general?
okay here goes
motherfucking homestuck.
this bitch TEACHES YOU VOCABULARY AND SHIT that you probably NEVER HEARD OF PRIOR TO READING IT. do you use the word abscond now? BET YOU DIDN’T BEFORE. what about shit like agress? LEARNING X2 COMBO.
homestuck is a fucking webcomic of seismic proportions. but do you even motherfucking notice that you have read over 6000 pages? NO BECAUSE YOU’RE ENJOYING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT.
have you ever heard about authors complaining that they have too many characters to juggle? well they should all shut up because andrew motherfucking hussie is in the house to show them how shit is done. homestuck has this huge fucking cast and every single character has the best motherfucking characterization that you have EVER SEEN. even if you HATE a character you have to admit that they’re a great character BECAUSE THERE’S NO MOTHERFUCKING DENYING IT.
speaking of characters just look at this motherfucker john egbert.
if you actually thought that homestuck was going to be about a young nameless fucker of a boy just standing around in his fucking bedroom, well then I HAVE SOME FUCKING NEWS FOR YOU
THIS BITCH BECOMES A GOD
A FUCKING GOD WHO DOES THE WINDY SHIT. this shit ain’t just some abnormally large fart. THIS SHIT IS A TYPHOON OF GODLY PROWESS.
and this bitch right here?
thirteen motherfucking years old.
that’s right.
every single one of these thirteen year olds could kick your sorry ass and back because THAT’S JUST HOW MOTHERFUCKING GOOD THEY ARE.
andrew motherfucking hussie has a sense of humor that will trump any bitches’ lame ass attempt at a joke. this bitch weaves a story that anyone can get into and that can inspire any motherfucker from ages 10 to 99, and he does it with fucking CLASS.
let’s review shall we.
- MOTHERFUCKING POWERFUL ASS THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS
- GREAT FUCKING CHARACTERIZATION
- THIS SHIT IS HYSTERICAL
- FUCKING CROSSOVERS AND CROSSREFERENCES LIKE YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE
- A GREAT UNIVERSE THAT EVERY UNGRATEFUL BASTARD CAN GET SUCKED INTO
in conclusion
I fucking love homestuck
